DUDE WEARING SPANDEX FIGHTS SAME-SEX MARRIAGE
The hilariously misnamed National Organization for Marriage is promoting this flash mob that recently took place in France. You see, the French government is considering joining the 11 other nations that observe marriage equality but, as usual, the radical religious right want to make sure that they still have a grasp on the secular government. So how to convince people that same-sex marriage is wrong? Get a guy to dress up in Spandex and flap his arms, obviously.